Fucking odd stuff

Description:He has his moments, but you keep your distance from him. You still love him. This is how I lovingly describe my current relationship with the United States. The United States is my alcoholic brother. As it turns out, stuff you always assumed was normal your entire childhood was pretty weird and may have actually fucked you up a little bit. You know, dad thinking it was funny to wear a Santa Claus hat in his underwear every Christmas or the fact that you and your sister slept in the same bed until you were 22, or that your mother routinely cried over a bottle of wine while listening to Elton John.

Views: 1792 Date: 2019-01-25 Favorited: 16