Funny quotes about accordions
Accordions Quotes
Accordion Quotes from BrainyQuote, an extensive collection of quotations by famous authors, celebrities, and newsmakers.
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Nov 9, Accordion: An instrument in harmony with the sentiments of an assassin - Ambrose Bierce.
Description:What is the definition of a gentleman? What do you call an accordion player with a pager? The Goldfish has got a gig to go to. What do you call an accordion player with half a brain? Twenty yards if you've got a good arm! The clerk says "Well sir, it's 25 bucks just for the rat, and 50 bucks if you want to hear the story that goes with it.
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Date: 2018-11-28
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