Dig a pussy hole

Description:Like this morning, when I spent the better part of three hours trying to get a garlic clove out of the most sacred of my holes. Why the garlic clove in sacred hole in the first place? Recently returned from a beach vacation — where I had spent the majority of my time in a bikini, frolicking between the Indian Ocean and the swimming pool at my Airbnb — I had developed the beginnings of a yeast infection reminder: Your vagina needs to breathe! Throw in a severe bout of vacation hangover, and that minute walk to the nearest pharmacy to get a quick prescription might as well have been an obstacle course. Then a light bulb came on.

Views: 1189 Date: 2019-01-07 Favorited: 18